Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Accidentally meJust now - at lunch, went down to Tesco's for a sandwich. Felt the need to drain the python before I went into the store so went into the toilets there.
Toilets empty when I went in so had no qualms about letting rip a massive fart that instantly stunk the place out, leaving me with a sense of self-satisfaction as I started pissing into the urinal.
At that point, the urinal set off on its self-clean and filled up at a rather rapid rate. I'm past the point of return and could only watch in horror as I managed to help it overflow and piss started to run out of the urinal and along the floor.
It's at this point that a stranger walks in to the toilet, to be greeted by a stench fouler than man should encounter from my arse and a small stream of my piss running down to the next urinal where he has to stand, coating his shoes instantly.
I finish up hurredly and whilst washing my hands, manage to soak my tie in the sink while leaning forward.
I leave the bog, go and get my lunch and come out of the store having to pass the other bloke on the way. He's obviously told the 3 people he's stood with about me getting piss all over his shoes and leaving a rathe unpleasant smell with him to chew on.
As I walk past shamefully, I just manage to catch one of them remarking how I had managed to piss all down my tie as well.
I think I'll go hungry next time
Cheers
(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 13:51, Reply)
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