Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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S. Langman...sally didn't enjoy muffing that much, said (& did) she'd much rather chew on the bone, 'cept: one long weekend of shagging, drinking and tenting somewhere devoid of ablutions in devon, she insisted I get down....
i know i'm a blokie and i know that i'd wholly contributed to that ole kipper box, so i tried chocolate sauce, syrup and finally strawberry jam before the sea receded somewhat.
it transpired too that the jam had hidden the beginings of the painters.
red wings? make of boots or sign of animal behaviour? I got both now....
and now too: an alarming trigger sense of smell for the monthlies
(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 13:53, Reply)
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