you want bad hygiene, eh?
There was a girl in my science class who was nicknamed Bogbrush. She had thick, curly and unwashed hair that when tied up formed a ball that looked like an old bogbrush (hence the name) and I can tell you I've never smelt anything more foul than her in my life (and I work in a kennels cleaning up forty five greyhounds worth of poo and piss. It's a comparative rosegarden.) It was a really bitter smell, a mixture of greasy hair and B.O, mixed in with cheap deodorant. It that made breathing near her quite difficult (I'm not kidding), got left behind her in a kind of trail and made getting within five feet of her almost unbearable. To add to that, she had some kind of skin condition all over her body (God knows what it was, it looked like some kind of excema/impetigo hybrid though judging from what reliable sources have said about her house I wouldn't be suprised if it was tEh ScAbIeS or something) that she used to scratch and left little white flakes all over herself. Not a good look on a black school blazer, especially when it wasn't snowing.

She kind of latched on to me and my friends one time, so we got to smell a lot more of her than most people (luckily, through a series of stupid events she was 'terrorising' us by the next year. Her being friends with us was far more unpleasant). Noone really liked her, as apart from her smell she was very pretentious and clingy and also quite a bit of a whore. But anyway, she leeched off of one of my friends in particular and was always at her house. Two stories I can remember involve her getting up and leaving the room, leaving her scent in said friend's sofa and making her and her mum gag, and the time that she bent over and showed the world that she was on her period. As it was smeared half way up her back.
I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't a bitch.
(reisu has a man on a ladder fetish, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 14:20, Reply)