Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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DogsI'm going to get in trouble for this one, but I cannot help but gag when I witness the disgusting habits of man's best friend. Sure, they're cute and very personable creatures (indeed I grew up with boxer dogs) but my word they hum. Dog shit is just about the second most offensive thing known to man after Jim Davidson, it stinks to high heaven and once stuck to the sole of your shoe or the tyre of your MTB has the sort of adhesive qualities which Boeing could utilize when glueing the wings of a 747 together. Then there's doggy smell itself, a pungent aroma which gets everywhere.
I used to date a lass who was very fond of her pet dog, who'd spend the entire day licking it's own arse with an almost robotic dedication to the task . Cue 5:30 when lass got home from college and doggo would be there greeting her and licking her face. Lass in question would then get very upset with me when I suggested that either she'd ensure her face was washed or I wouldn't kiss her.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 14:53, Reply)
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