Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Cack public transportOn a train once, noticed a slight shitty smell. Looking around saw a little kid stood next to me. Didn't think much of it until an enormous turd rolled out of his shorts, down his leg and splattered on to the train floor. His Mum (bless her) was mortified, and I offered her the copy of the Sun I had been reading to wipe it up (more shit than usual etc...). Fortunately the train wasn't carpeted (just pebbledashed).
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milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 22:58,
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