Petty OfficialsBob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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I'm thinking of that time I found a large folding straight razor on the ground at GlastoWanting to do the right thing, I handed it in to festival security. Their reaction was enough to make me wish I'd actually waited until I found a real policeman who wasn't a fucking chav, thrilled to the tits to get his hands on an offensive weapon all of his very own.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:10,
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you deserve all you get for referring to it as 'Glasto'.actually, you deserve AIDS but that's beside the point.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 21:57,
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