Petty OfficialsBob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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Returning home with multiple heavy bags of shoppingwhen I lived in a studio flat on the eighth floor, I was lugging my cargo all the way to my room at the top when I bumped into two stuffed shirts from the council fiddling with the electricity meters (with no statutory justification, of course) and taking up the entire stairwell. I tried to explain to them that I had to get home or the bags would burst, but they wouldn't back down. The waiting was unbearable and I thought the effort was going to wreck me.
Eventually the rebels without a clause shifted their adipose investigations by about the width of a budgie, allowing me to squeeze past and make the rest of the distance to my door, where I dumped my shopping, collapsed onto the sofa and sent a text message to that cute American girl I'd bumped into a couple of days before when taking out my bins.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:40,
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