What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I doubt she'll be giving me any more troubleNow that she's in the back of my freezer.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:27, 3 replies)
I hope you have an additional freezer thoughOtherwise, where will you keep your steaks and ice cream?
And here you thought she wouldn't be in the way...tut tut.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:21,
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Nah, I'll only need one.After all, I like my women like I like my coffee:
Ground up in the back of the freezer
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:41, closed)
You made a little dreamhouse for her out of your freezer?How chivalrous of yo- wait... oh...
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)
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