What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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It worked for me....Vimes: "Do you know that I've worked out who you remind me of?"
Her: "No! Do tell me. Is it Claudia Schiffer?"
Vimes: "no. My sister."
It works every time too! (Unless you live in Norfolk, then you're fucked. Literally.)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 23:25, Reply)
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