The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I haven't been in any bother with the police......except for one pulling up alongside me as I was riding no-handed on my bike down the rather steep Mere Knolls Bank in sunderland. I was busy playing air guitar at the time while going ridiculously fast, thinking I was fucking amazing (I was only about 10 at the time, honest) and almost went arse over tit when i noticed the coppers car riding next to me with a stern face looking out the wound down window. He gave me a right telling off, the rotten shit.
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