The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Here's one to illustrate what cnuts the Police really arean ex colleague realised the futility of a job in IT and decided to join the rozzers.
During the first day each new recruit was asked whether they had ever committed a crime. Several mumbled that they'd broken the speed limit, stole something as a kid etc.
One female recruit admitted that she'd told the police that she was driving a car that was snapped by a speed camera, when in fact it was her boyfriend but he'd have gotten enough points on his licence to get a ban.
She was immediately arrested and after confirming the story she was kicked out.
My ex colleague once he was a fully qualified bastard knew that at 5pm when we left work, rather than wait for a 5 minute red traffic light cycle many people would jump the red and filter left onto the main road when there was no traffic coming. Once he was a copper the cnut waited for his ex colleagues to jump the lights and u can guess the rest.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 19:33,
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