The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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to protect and serveA few years ago, due to an ex-gf just causing trouble, I had a load of hassle from a bunch of kids on the next estate. The abuse was OK (rather funny sometimes)but when I was coming home from work to grafitti, bins emptied over garden, shed burnt down, windows smashed etc., I decided enough was enough and reported it to the local plod shop.
Their response?
"The next time we have a car in the area, we'll ask them to keep their eyes open"!
Slept easier in my bed after that,I can tell you.
Twunts.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 20:21, Reply)
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