The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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They came to take me away...Coincidentially i was in the pub last night (bit worse for wear today) talking to a mate who i havent seen for ages and ages, hes got mental problems so hes in and out of mental homes. Having a lovely chat then two coppers come in and handcuff him and escort him back to the home[the puzzle factory].. the home had reported him missing and had to send the cops out to find him.. hes a mad one my friend...seemed alright last night though...
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 12:00, Reply)
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