Not funny but all I've got this week
oh yeah before I start, all those who are dissing this QOTW because it takes the piss of plod when they do a very difficult job. Well yes they do, but then they can be Cnuts JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. Would you take the same view if the QOTW was about sainsburys till girls who are all useless? No? Well in that case leave us alone to have a laugh. WHICH IS WHAT ALL THIS IS REALLY ABOUT


Thankfully only run ins with the law are for driving too fast, however a few mildly entertaining anecdotes…


1) Getting done for speeding by an undercover mondeo. They did me over a mile. It took 38 seconds. You do the maths. Oops
2) Coming back from Manchester after a night out, down the big hill to brighouse pulling a ton ten, jam sandwich pulls alongside and plod waves his finger in a ‘tut tut’ kind of way – phew!
3) while working in a restaurant as a 17 year old, jst passed my test, driving mummys rather flash escort (i.e. far too nice a car for a 17 year old to have) I got pulled 14 times one December in a drink driving crackdown. Got to the stage where one copper pulled me over and when I got out to remonstrate said “Oh it’s you – on your way mate”.
4) Was actually in police cadets for a while, did all sorts of cool stuff like being a rioter in the riot training – oh what fun stuffing a dustbin over some wet behind the ears trainees head! Much to the amusement of his colleagues
5) Successfully getting a police dog that was meant to be hunting me down to Sit and Beg – oh my life did I take the piss (much like the other B3TA’s who did the same thing

Is all for now – I wish I had a funny one – not been on front page for a long time…

Insert Truncheon Length Joke Here.
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 13:24, Reply)