The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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WPC put downWarning MASSIVE DRUGS..
I was a silly raver in the late 80's early 90's. One rave we went to in some field in Oxfordshire, the police were there but when they arrived there were so many people there they just decided to stick around if any real trouble started.
I was, as ever at these "dos", off my chops and I was bouncing about on the fringes of the crowd. When I spotted a truly georgeous woman, cute as a button and a WPC. I boinged up to her and hit her with a killer chat up line, "Fancy a dance?"
"Yeh sure if you fancy a night in the cells you drugged up idiot"
I loved her even more but boinged off back into the crowd
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:46, 3 replies)
Foolish to boing off.I bet she was offering to stay the night in the cell with you.
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 18:38, closed)
Boingclick
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:22, closed)
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