Go round there
with your assault rifles and ventilate them. Then hold the pigs at bay for a few hours, sniping at the odd dumbass who sticks his head up. Make sure there's a massive shoot-out to conclude, blow some shit up, and escape, like that bloke in that film "Leon". Write it up - I guarantee you will get the most clicks this week, and everyone will love you.
(Apart from a certain cocksucker who will call you a liar because he's never had a shootout himself)
(Rsoles, Sat 7 May 2011, 1:54, 1 reply)

Better yet
I thought of going by there with a battery powered drill and taking out the lock and simply removing the remaining things, then leaving them $50 for the lock repair. She's still the tenant, so she has the right to do that if she wishes- as long as the repairs are covered.

More fun still would have been to bring the cutting torch, of course, but the glass doors might have shattered from the heat.

Nah, better to have the judge spank them. More humiliating for the lawyers to be on the receiving end for once.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 7 May 2011, 2:22, closed)

If they do get a spanking
Make sure that the local press hear about it. It sounds like they could do with the coverage.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 7 May 2011, 6:33, closed)

Glass...
If it's toughened glass, you can just smash it into car windscreen fragments with one of those clicky centre punches that you use for marking where to drill a hole. The ambo and trumpton crews use them for getting into cars in an emergency.

If it's plate glass, then just heat it with a blowlamp until you've got a circle a bit bigger than a grapefruit and then slap a wet towel across it - the hot bit will suddenly contract, crack all the way round, and drop out.

If it's laminated glass, the problem is the layer of plastic in the middle, That might give you problems. Most interior doors are toughened glass though.

Note that I'm not telling you what to do, I'm telling you how you could do it. Not the same thing at all.
(gordonjcp, Sat 7 May 2011, 8:51, closed)