A final airport police...
As I've said before I worked were people collect their bags. Now, as most will know you have to pass customs before you can get into the real world and often you'll find items abandoned by wannabe smugglers.

Anyway one fine day (MASSIVE DRUGS) I found a huge bag of everyones favorite white powder (not Daz Brilliant Whites). On finding this I knew any of the airport dogs would go mental if I was within a mile and that the normal "I've got sausages in my pocket" excuse wouldn't cut it.

So, being the good citizen I was I brought it to the security booth to be confronted by another old hand of the Police force. I explained my find and his face suddenly lit up. "Hand it here son", I watched in amazement as the old feller took and tentative sniff followed by the biggest snort I've ever seen.

When his face re-emerged from the bag he looked like he was gonna shit his intestines through his arse and his face would explode in a spray of blood. He then muttered something about "sorting it" before trodding away in the opposite direction to the station.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)