Hmm. Racist...

I don't think you can really be a racist unless you act upon your prejudices. Merely noting that someone is of a different skin colour, race, religion or has a funny accent doesn't necessarily make you a racist. You're only racist if you treat them differently than you do the God-Blessed, Geordie Race.

Which is lucky for me as I believe that anyone born South of Durham is a fucking Frenchman.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 15:36, 6 replies)

Well bonjour!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:07, closed)

I'm from the southern hemisphere.
And I speak french.

The fuck does that make me?
(Scritty Bakerman., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:18, closed)

Very Very French

An Uber-Frenchman.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 3:11, closed)

Zut alors!
Je ne suis pas Français, je suis Américain! Je suis d'un endroit au sud de l'Angleterre, mais je ne suis pas Français! Je n'ai pas l'odeur de cigarettes ail et fade! Ma femme n'a pas d'odeur de fromage bleu et de la morue! Tu es un rostbiff!

(That about taxed my French skills. Good thing Google Translate was there for me to check with.)
( Wanderer, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 3:52, closed)

As a mancunian

Anyone from north of Leeds is a scotsman but there you go.
(stuwads, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 10:44, closed)

It's Scotch Corner. Anything south of Scotch Corner is French, everybody knows that.
(You've been down under too long...)
(Conundrum, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:34, closed)