Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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Pathetic GodparentsAbsolutely loaded godparents, think this could be a good thing, but no, sure they were pricy presents but they were shite presents. Up until I was about ten I used to get a benneton outfit for my birthday every year, so fucking luminous they practically glowed in the dark, I would have to model these and get pictures taken and then they were saved (oh the torment, please, mother, let me wear my hideous clothes) and I would then be forced to wear them Christmas day. This was the only day I ever wore those outfits. These various monstrosities included purple chords, bright pink tights and yellow jumpers. The presents stopped after I my 10th (im 16 now) and now they don't even recognise me on the street.
This has been proven as I once said hi face to face and got a puzzled look but no reply after which they walked away.
(, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 14:23, Reply)
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