Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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A few years ago......there was a display of sexual imagery at our local rock club "The Nexus" (armpit of a place) Anyway, most of it consisted of young girls wearing skimpy leather and little else hitting each other with rubber swords. At one point, the girl who was organising it (HG Well's great great, possibly great grandaughter - who told everyone this - and how much she hated him) symbolically castrates an angel (using rubber sword and removing huge strap-on todger from the angel) and proceeds to deep throat the whole thing... all the way... balls to chin.
Not sure what the hell was going on... but it definitely wasn't art...
So there you have it. No matter how crap the performance, remember that HG Well's decendants can really suck cock.
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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:58,
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