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Possibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.

When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.

What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Rock Biatch
Just remembered, the most pretentious thing I ever saw was a "band" called RockBitch palying in Burton years ago. Live sex shows, tampon removal, golden condoms wherein the lucky catcher would be taken around the back of the stage and get to have sex with the skanky band members. The lead singer had a deep Liz Hurley posho voice and was burbling on about artistic integrity while banging the guitarist with a huge strap-on. All this and crap music too!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 16:07, Reply)

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