People who piss around on the internet all day instead of doing any work, then try to blame others for their own inefficiency.
Especially if they get caught out, and subsequently whine about getting disciplined for wasting company time.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 27 May 2010, 22:18, 1 reply)

Yeah this one gets me too
We have a guy in our office who just recently got caught claiming overtime and then sitting on the net whilst doing it. He managed to keep his job by the skin of a gnats ballbag by saying he was under a lot of pressure at home as his wife wants to leave him and the work was boring etc etc. Now all of the office are under scrutiny if you try to claim 15 mins of overtime to get a job finished.

What an arse. When his wife walks out im going to go and bang her just to piss him off. Apparently there is going to be a queue...!
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Fri 28 May 2010, 7:30, closed)