WHAT DO WE WANT?

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:10, 23 replies)

sex?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:13, closed)

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:15, closed)

not now, dear, i've got a headache

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:24, closed)

Pet ducks and otters and free bombay mix?

( Dervel OTBC, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:30, closed)

I like tarka dal
...it's like ordinary dal, but a little 'otter.

[Badoom - ting!]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:38, closed)

Curry pun PHAAL

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:41, closed)

It's naan of your business.

( Dervel OTBC, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:43, closed)

I should be a comedy raita

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:51, closed)

You should change your name to Rogan
So you can be a Rogan JOSH!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

*wipes tear from eye*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:58, closed)

breasts
( broadsword w⚓, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:37, closed)

Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg!

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:41, closed)

And possibly a nail to hold my ear on

( MatJ LOOK, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:00, closed)

*wears the lilac*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:07, closed)

I was just reading that.
It's one of his better books, and that's saying something. Vimes is fantastic.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:15, closed)

Has anyone else noticed
That -- apart from the beating-up-witnesses part -- Gene Hunt is quite similar to Sam Vimes?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 9:27, closed)

A nice bit of crumpet.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:21, closed)

I'd quite like a pie.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:21, closed)

So, we're all agreed then.

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 21:40, closed)

The future
When do we want it?

Now!
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:58, closed)

Booze.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:09, closed)

BRIE!!

(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 10:52, closed)

What do we want?
A more reasonable and well-paced democratic process.
When do we want it?
Following a sensible period of debate and deliberation by representatives elected in a fair and transparent fashion through well-publicised and organised elections.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 11:19, closed)

Monkeys!

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:29, closed)