Mum's on strike
Due to a few greedy bankers and my own lack of motivation to get a better job, I'm stuck living with my parents for the moment. This is mostly alright, I chip in with the bills and help out around the house from time to time, and my parents are pretty easy going.

One sunday afternoon I'm sat on the xbox when my mam bursts into the room, she's angry and shouting that she shouldent have to put up with this crap or look at that arsehole. She's not making tea or ironing all day apparently.

I go downstairs to see what's happening with tea. I ask my dad what happened. "I put deal or no deal on for a few seconds, then she went mental."
(Mong goose, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:08, 4 replies)

She has a point
A valid one too
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 21:48, closed)

It was a fair point, though my dad sits through strictly come dancing and dancing on ice for her, so she can't complain
(Mong goose, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 23:09, closed)

Good lord yes
Why is it that we have to tolerate Strictly / X-Factor / Cupcake Wars / Eastenders / some other soul-destroying braincell-shrivelling turd shat out of the arse of Simon Cowell, yet if we as much as hint at the possibility of watching something WE like, suddenly there are all kinds of jobs that urgently need doing around the house. And apparently we don't love her any more.

Bitter, moi?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:09, closed)

...you missed out all the never ending Holby shit

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:59, closed)