I had a good one
but on reflection, I think it's probably best not to post it in great detail. Loose lips sink ships as they say, though they weren't as loose as I expected.

Suffice to say if you're going to do the bad thing with someone you really REALLY should not be anywhere near, always ensure that;

A) The tree you are frenetically hammering away under is actually in the dark, not plainly visible from a busy main road.

B) You don't unload the person in question's huge, white jugs which show up like two glowing death stars in the dark

C)....... sorry, where was I? Oh yes

C) You are not engaged in frantic frottage with said person in an area where anyone who does spot you will undoubtedly know both you, your partner, and the many many reasons why it shouldn't be happening.

Failure to follow these simple guidelines may lead to sustained rumour mill activity.

It might also be worth adding

D) If you are offered a trip up cadbury alley for the first time ever, don't decline it on the grounds you might hurt her. You will kick yourself the next day, you twat.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:02, 1 reply)

Wins
for the phrase 'cadbury alley'
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