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Train carriages, car parks, behind the altar at midnight mass. Where have you done the dirty?

Thanks to SpankyHanky, Chart Cat and others for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58)
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The sea of tranquility
I was fucking Angelina Jolie, Kelly Brook and Anne Widdecombe on the moon, when my mobile rang. It was a mate telling me he was watching me bone the three hottest women in the world on the BBC. Turns out that the Hubble Telescope happened to be pointing at the crater we were in and I'm so fucking impressive that it was being broadcast all around the world.

I couldn't look Brad Pitt in the eye after that.




What? You lot started it...
(ScousersPet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:52, 3 replies)

which one was best?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:57, closed)

Widdecombe is a demon in the sack, I'd have to say her.
(ScousersPet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:37, closed)
what with her
tits like pancakes n all...


fwoarrrrr :D
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:57, closed)

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