Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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For The Weewitch.
A hearse is public transport so this counts.
A while ago I was asked to help as a pall-bearer for the bloke who wrote the "Hokey-Cokey". It was an old fashioned funeral - the kind where the stiff is layed out on the bed until it's time for the planting.
Everyone had come in, paid their respects and now it was time to take him to be buried. So we lifted the lid off the coffin and four of us tried to put him in.
Well, we got the left leg in and then the trouble started........
Cheers
What?
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:46,
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I feel so special!!the old ones are the best, eh?
Have a click, you old rogue
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ClickageDroll, but still funny :)
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Dad jokes.I love them.
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