Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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The Vomit Comet...Not me, but my dear ol' man this as I don't live on the country =)
Anyway, winkywankywoo the elder was up the city on business after having a bad dose of gastroentiritis, and had taken in unto himself to go for a rich meal in the Cinnamon Club - the old Westminster library as it was - and then hit the blind beggar just outside of Liverpool Street Station with his chums.
Anyway, as the fabled black stout is consumed, he's starting to feel somewhat uncomfortable of bowel, and by the time he boards the Vomit Comet from said station he's about to thunderously shit himself. So, down he hobbles to the khazi and voids himself to then discover that there's no bog roll. So, he has to use whatever he found down the bin in there to clean himself up. He does this, and realizes that he's shat all up the back of the toilet, tucks his shirt in and quietly sits down next to his his business partner who was wheezing like my nan's old hoover. An fellow business man who's jittering in the way someone who's had more liquid than solids for lunch goes into the toilet, and had obviously put his cromby in the ensuing filth - Business man comes back out, to which most of the train car look in disgust and a fellow traveller pipes up "Which dirty cunt has shit'emselves?"
Last train outta Liverpool street... Always good times.
Apologies for Length? Ha! I don't think so somehow....
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:15, Reply)
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