PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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You know those pubswhere there's a bunch of idiots in the corner being loud and lairy? And a girl dressed like a trollop in a tight skirt and low-cut top? Climbing out of a gazebo in a pair of stilettos? And they're spilling more drink than they can get in their mouths? And you know there's a fight waiting to happen, and you can see it kicking off? And there's crying and laughing and yelling and singing and dancing and groping and breaking and shouting? And the ambulance and police are on standby?
Well, I was one of those idiots, and I'm sorry, and can I please now be allowed within the county borders of Wiltshire again please?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:05,
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