PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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The NuthouseIt was a tiny little dive in a backwater town in upstate NY, called the Nuthatch. As it was the most run-down dive in town and was usually full of people best left unimagined, it was known locally as the Nuthouse.
One evening two guys decided to pull a prank. They went home and got a hot water bottle and a can of beef stew, filled the bottle with it and tucked it in one guy's shirt so that the neck of the bottle was just below his collar.
They went to the Nuthouse and ordered a couple of beers, and after a few minutes the guy with the bottle moaned loudly, "Oh god gonna be SICK!" and pitched forward while pressing on the bottle and making appropriate gagging noises.
"Hey John! That looks pretty good!" And the second guy produces a spoon and starts eating off the counter.
Even the bartender fled.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:34,
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Callahan's Crosstime SaloonI wonder if anyone else will get this...
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AftermathI would have liked to have seen their faces after Doc Webster spiked the stew with Ipecac.
(I always wondered if Spider Robinson made up that story or whether it was a genuine urban myth)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:58, closed)
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