PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Now I share my birthday with a friendThis friend is from Northern Ireland and unlike any stereotype he is a complete piss head.
A few years back for our birthday we went out for a meal with a load of other friends and wound up in a pub.
My friend is three sheets to the wind all ready by this point. When we get into the pub he shouts in his fine Enniskillen accent. 'Now which one of you shites wants a drink'?
A pissed fella at the bar spins round and in an equally fine accent shouts 'Are you taking the fooking piss?'and starts looking like he's spoiling for a fight. My friend then spends the next hour calming the man down with stories from the Old Country.
The man ends up joining us and we are all declared Oirish for the night and finish then night singing songs from 'back home'.
Not many laughs but first page.
*edit* cock, not even that.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:54,
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hahaI bumped you from page 1 with my work of fiction. :)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:57,
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