PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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New Years EveMy bird, all of my mates and everyone worth knowing ever were in the big pub in town and because I hadn't met up earlier when I should have, I didn't have a ticket to get in.
So I'm outside arguing with the bouncers: "my bird's in there", "So are my mates", "They've got a ticket for me", Can't I just go in and find them", etc, etc. Bouncers aren't having it.
I was just about to give up when one of the bouncers asked "Are you a police officer?".
In the space of about a nano-second I thought "Why's he asking me that? Must be a reason. Maybe he'll let me in if I say yes".
So I said "Yes".
"Sorry Sir, I didn't realise" he said and stood aside for me to enter.
WTF?/Result.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:18,
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