Nightclub
I worked in a pretty decent nightclub while a student - less a pulling shop and more about the music, man. However some of the sights I beheld were legendary.

* While washing the glasses at the end of the night I'd picked up a pint glass filled with vomit and had left it until thre end before I cleaned it out. A very very drunk guy came over and asked if he could have a pint of water. "Sure," I said, "just give me a minute til I finish these glasses." A moment later I notice he's necking back the pint of puke.

* We had a big Rn'B/ragga/etc night every month. Not my cup of tea but very popular with the blacks: fair do's, everyone likes different things. What was funny was the way they'd put on a thick pseudo-Jamaican patois when ordering, then quickly revert to Aberdonian when they needed to make themselves understood.

* On our heavy metal night, a homeless man used to come in and glass-collect at the end of the night for a free beer.

* A DJ whose name sounds like Dim Bestwood offered "two hundred dollah" to get a girl to strip off on stage. Then he wanted "all the girls with shaved pussies" dancing on stage. Fuckwit.

* Bondage night was a particular highlight. The girl who came in wearing gaffa tape over her tits...mmmm....

* A one-off Gay Night. I wore a tight white tshirt and made the most tips ever.

* Finding two ounces of grass when clearing up one night.

* Finding ten pills wrapped in a rizla a week later.

* Saying "IT'S SHOT TIME!", heading to the small downstairs bar for a quick Sambuca and coming back reinvigorated.

* Live music from 7-11pm, age 14 and over - usually referred to by staff as "the paedo shift".

* Getting paid to see acts like Grandmaster Flash, Napalm Death, Orbital (just one of them DJing), and Irvine Welsh.

I liked that place.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:06, 5 replies)

Bassment?
Not liquid surely?

Which club?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:28, closed)

Club
Glow 303/Lava. Aaaarggghhh to Liquid!!
(McChinaman banned, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:39, closed)

Lava
Which years were you there? were you friends with Charlie? I miss Lashed nights... (And I thought all the girls wore bondage tape? or was that just me? )
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:59, closed)

Lava
Was there 2001-2003. Am good friends with Charlie (he's still cheffing). You must have gone to Lava then?
(McChinaman banned, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:56, closed)

LAVA??
it's still glow 303 as far as i'm concerned.

why cvan't they bring back the palace rock night ( come on boys, let's go vampire huntin') i met my wife in there.

or Amadingdong (bouncy castle night was magic)
(Captain Benzo Panda fighting, live on tuesdays., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:31, closed)