PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Childish Drunken HumourI worked in a small village pub. No-one had the heart to eat the duck as 60 of them were easily visible from the window.
One saturday night two students came in and proceeding to get rat arsed on the tax payers money.
After copious amounts of lager, cider and port (still don't know why they wanted that!) had been consumed they managed to get their hands on the chalk for the boards.
Being the responsible barman I was I turned a blind eye.
Came back later to find they had tampered with the boards. Subtely changing words such as 'potato' with 'vagina' etc.
They were both in tears of laughter, which by this point must have had a higher average alcohol content than a bacardi breezer. Their final effort was to change the soup of the day notice...
served with a warm crusty turd. £35000
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:07, 1 reply)
i fully endourse this behaviourreminds me of changing the sign at a wedding "walker and walker" read "wanker and wanker"
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 22:19, closed)
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