PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Two old men!Erupting into violence on a quiet Tuesday evening. One wearing a high visability jacket threw the other to the floor and started trying to smash his head in with a bar stool. When he realised that it kept getting caught on the tables either side of him he gave up and started to walk out, at which point the other man stands up and proclaims
"Yow ay very strong am ya?"
At which point the bar staff ask him to leave and come back tomorrow when things are calm.
Wednesbury, the town where even the bar fights are shit!
Oh and once when walking to the local shop I saw a patron run from the pub to his house with a full pint. Nothing beats that just poured taste in your own living room, right?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:51, Reply)
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