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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Lyrical accuracy
I'm terribly sorry to break this to you old chap, but the correct opening line to this splendid tune is "I COULD HIDE neath the wings" and not "get HIGH". I just thought I should say in case some pubescent scrote actually did get high neath the wings of a bluebird, saw the face of the devil, pissed through their ex-bird's letterbox, ate raw onions out of their neighbours garden (without washing them or anything), then stole an electric Milk Float and went pure mental with it in a housing estate before 9pm. I'd hate to see the lovely Monkees being labelled as a bad influence.
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:28, Reply)

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