the new crown in southgate circa '98
Italy fans are drinking in the pub close to where me and my mates are chatting away when in walks a mate's girlfriend who i didnt like and vice versa, given that it was a boy's night out and i was quite drunk i proceeded to tell her to fuck off and that no-one liked her. In a split second she slapped me very hard across the face and at the exact same moment some french fans had started a fight with the italians, with glasses and bottles being thrown across this large establishment with a couple of hundred people shouting and screaming and running around with some of them bleeding i turned to her grasping my cheek and said in the calmest voice i could muster with all this chaos going on i say "you've had your go, now fuck off before i kill you". So, i get dragged outside by my mates only to be confronted by 6 meat wagons and armed police! frozen to the spot i declare at the very top of my voice "the bitch slapped me first!"
(Yo!Mcnutty, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:55, Reply)