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married, 32, often mistaken for a 17yr old : /

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» Bad Management

My boss is terrible with budgets...
he keeps complaining about spending cuts but in the past 2 years has:

1 - bought 10 copies of adobe flash pro that no one has ever used, not even once at a cost of around £2000.

2 - bought two laptop safes worth £2500 each which were the wrong size and only held 10 laptops when we have around 40 even after consulting me and being told which specific ones to purchase, he then ignores and buys the wrong ones.

3 - 40 odd ipods (touch's/nano's) that he left in a locker for a year before ordering more and opening the locker to store them there and realising that he'd forgotten about the previous ones.

4 - telling me we had no money left in the budget for an external disk worth £120 before coming back to me the day before the financial year ended and telling me he'd found £15,000 that needed to be spent asap.

he's fucking useless, he's losing his mind, he's probably reading this and hasn't got a clue it's about him.
(Thu 10th Jun 2010, 23:29, More)

» Pubs

the new crown in southgate circa '98
Italy fans are drinking in the pub close to where me and my mates are chatting away when in walks a mate's girlfriend who i didnt like and vice versa, given that it was a boy's night out and i was quite drunk i proceeded to tell her to fuck off and that no-one liked her. In a split second she slapped me very hard across the face and at the exact same moment some french fans had started a fight with the italians, with glasses and bottles being thrown across this large establishment with a couple of hundred people shouting and screaming and running around with some of them bleeding i turned to her grasping my cheek and said in the calmest voice i could muster with all this chaos going on i say "you've had your go, now fuck off before i kill you". So, i get dragged outside by my mates only to be confronted by 6 meat wagons and armed police! frozen to the spot i declare at the very top of my voice "the bitch slapped me first!"
(Sat 7th Feb 2009, 8:55, More)