Silent punch up
Ive seen some bizzare scuffles in pubs in my time but what I saw in one of Waterloo station's pubs about 10 years ago really takes the Huntley and Palmers...
I was waiting for a girlfriend to come back from a trip away with her posh kids Army cadets-the OTC- I decided to have a few to fight off the boredom..
So yours truly sits down with the paper and a pint of Red Stripe noticing the large group of rather inbriated teenagers swarming the place..
The aforementioned teens became more and more pissed and lairy but there was something about them I really couldnt fathom..something about their rowdiness that I couldnt put my finger on..soon a fight broke out and it was quietest fight id ever seen...no shouting, no swearing, no threats, no bravado...it was only when the Plod turned up and arrested them all that I found out why this fight had seemed so odd..on questioning the Plod about who they were I was told:'they're all deaf and mute mate..cant you see their hearing aids?'

....which explained the complete silence during the fight and its build up
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:27, 1 reply)

How utterly surreal
*click*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:28, closed)