It tastes like what?
It was another evening down The Well, where everyone went because it was cheap and everyone went there.

My friend Oli was known for his drunken antics down there. Previous evenings had involved him; crashing a buffet that was being held in the basement of the pub and after procuring several fish fingers had proceeded to drop bits in peoples pints, drinking an ashtray, and I am pretty sure he was involved in getting another friend to add a few extra holes in a santa hat to make a rather fetching posing pouch.

After him disappearing for a while he returns, staggering up to me and my friend Will with a bottle of bud. Taking a swig he wrinkles up his nose and asks Will if he thought the bud tasted off. Will takes a sip and agrees that it does indeed taste off, "Where did you get this?" He innocently asks Oli.

"On the rim of the urinal" was the oh so casual reply

Between Will dropping the bud, desperately wiping his tongue with his hands and making eww noises Will screams "It tastes like a thousand men's genitals!"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:02, 4 replies)

click...
purely for "It tastes like a thousand men's genitals!" - genious!
(clearasmud, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:53, closed)

Extreme Clickage...


I'm surprised there haven't been more posts of this sort of quality this week.

I thought the topic was a winner.

Just goes to show that I know nuthin' 'bout nuthin'.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:12, closed)

One day
I'm going to do that to somebody (without drinking from the bottle myself, obviously!).
( Captain V, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:40, closed)

I've fallen foul of this trick a few times myself.
Thing is, it didn't taste *THAT* awful - whoever's piss it was had been drinking LOTS so it was just water really.

It was the warmth that made me boke.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:25, closed)