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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Spanky's reminded me
Not a pun as such, but I had a colleague a couple of years back who was trying for a baby with her husband.

After much frantic shagging, there was still no joy so they decided to get some tests done. Hubby trooped off to see his doctor to get his magic milk of life checked out.

Appropriately enough, his GP was named 'Dr Cummings'.

100% true
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:24, 1 reply)
When I was a kid
my dentist was named Dr Blood. That is 100% truth - used to work in Northampton in the late eighties, early ninetees just off Billing Road (if anyone knows the place/dentist in question).

Thankfully, she had the nicest pair of breasts in the world, which made up for the name somewhat. Its nice to have something to study when you're in the dentists chair.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:29, closed)

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