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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I'm terrible at making puns
I have practically no sense of humour, but have many friends who do. Their puns, jokes and witty banter know no bounds. And I picked this skill up.

When you get to the end of a sentence, slow down your intonation and state the last three words distinctly. Then add "Eh?", arch your eyebrows, and grin :D

Congratulations, you sound like a twat.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)

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