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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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true but awful
In the days when Ford left new cars out in fields for months before sale a friend bought a brand new white mk 1 Fiesta, and at 6 months: rust bubbles at the wing seams and the paint flaking.

He`d got no joy from the dealer on the phone, despite the warranty. We were discussing a formal letter over a pint, and I suggested he should say he wasn`t overly enamelled by their paint job. I ended up wearing a beer.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:14, Reply)

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