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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I read that he had ...
a 15 cm bruise on his lower stomach.

Drowning after sticking one's willy in a high suction pool pump must be the world's funniest obituary.

No doubt his mortified mother will make a 'brave pledge' to 'raise awareness' for others.

I think I'll nominate him belately (arf!) for the Darwin Award QOTW.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:53, Reply)

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