I would do this, but can't be arsed.
'Tis a shame - for it's topical in 2 ways.

Instead I shall conjure mental imagery and hope that someone else does it...

A Picture/photo of proud "gardener type" stood next to a plank that is neatly rooted in a growbag. Preferably with a rather indifferent look on his/her face. Extra points for "great big bushy beard" factor.

Captioned thusly: "Oi've Grown BOARD".
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:02, Reply)