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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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True…hence shit…= ‘truly shit’…

This very morning I was introduced to some bloke who had been taken on a short temp contract in our office.

I was informed that his name was ‘Ade’…not pronounced ‘Aid’, as in ‘short for Adrian’, but ‘Ade’ pronounced ‘Ad-Day’, as in Ade Akinbiyi

Me: “Pleased to meet you Ade, how long are you with us for?”
Ade: “Just til the end of the week.”
Me: “Oh, so does that mean I can call you…*comedy pause*…‘Come Ade, go Ade?’ *stifles chortle*




Ade: “Please don’t”
Me: "Erm….Ok then…


As you can tell…It’s a fucking MADHOUSE in our office!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:31, 1 reply)
That is
terrible
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:59, closed)

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