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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Spartanbest man at my friends wedding, I was dressed in a kilt and all that business. In my speech I said that I looked like a tartan shuttlecock, a line I'd stolen off bestmanspeech.com. Only I was nervous, and said 'here I an dressed like a Spartan puddle-cock' whatever that is. I certainly felt like a puddle-cock.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:31,
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