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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Does this count?Mate of mine, short of stature, rang his bank manger (whom he had met in person previously) to ask why a payment hadn't gone through.
He read out the account number and it was clear they'd left off one of the numbers.
"That's outrageous!" He expostulated
"I can't believe you dissed a midget!"
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:17, Reply)
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