Pretty much every girl I've ever gone out with
After a night on the white wine
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:37, 18 replies)

'YOU WANT ME TO PUT *WHAT* UP MYSELF!?'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:38, closed)

I don't care if it will transform my life

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:40, closed)

I'm told that the practice is well regarded in the modelling community.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:44, closed)

I'm told your missus is mental enough even before she starts on the gin
by your missus
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:18, closed)

Classic TTT, here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:50, closed)

...with you.

( Zuowan, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:01, closed)

You may have found the common denominator here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:03, closed)

Haha, fuck no
If she's going out with "the girls" I make other plans these days
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:17, closed)

like ....
shoving 80's toys up dead eyed crack whores flanges?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:41, closed)

Aw, Captain Daddy Issues himself is having a pop
Pop, geddit?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:51, closed)

well done you
you zinged me there and with an excellent pun too

You must be very proud of yourself. Like a toddler showing his mummy a big poo he's done in the potty
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:17, closed)

Oh, you like to give it out but you can't take it?
Noted.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:46, closed)

So it's fine for you to make a joke about my dying dad
but I have to shut up afterwards and not have a go back

tiresome prick

Say what you like I'm off for a beer ....back Monday...turrah petal
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:58, closed)

Here's how it works - you get to make "hilarious" cracks about me "shoving 80's toys up dead eyed crack whores flanges"
I get to point out that your dad hating you until he couldn't remember who you are was probably justified.

Now go and have a little cry somewhere, you tedious waste of space.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:11, closed)

my, that escalated quickly
it reminds me of an old married couple who hate each other
"I've left the car keys in the restaurant"
"You doddering old fool, you can't do anything right"
"at least I can stop drinking before I shit my pants, remember last time, Helen?"
"Screw you, Alan. Why stop drinking, you can't get it up anyway. Hear that, everybody, my husband hasn't had an erection in 5 years!
"Maybe if I was with someone who doesn't put there make up on with a trowel to cover up their ugly bitch face"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:26, closed)

*shrugs*
I'd honestly never heard of him until he posted that, but given that his life is a bit of a miserable failure it does go some way to explaining why he likes to have a go at random strangers online
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:59, closed)

You're one to talk.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:20, closed)

have you tried not being such a needy infantile prick?

(alright alright, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:15, closed)