Pissed and in charge of a motorboat
When I was a kid, a large group of us were out camping in the bush with our folks who largely entertained themselves with fishin' and drinkin'.

Anyway, the drinkin' was being slowed down by a shortage of ingredients so my cousin's dad borrowed my dad's boat so they could scoot in to town and get more grog.

Quite a while later he returns alone with the boat, jumps off and bolts off into the hills. Some time later two cold, wet and *really* angry guys stomp back in to camp trying to find my cousin's dad so they can beat the shot out of him (my cousin not being too thrilled about this as we would have been 12-14 at the time).

Seems he'd gunned the throttle a bit fast setting off for the home trip and all of them being a bit drunk, the two passengers went over the stern into the lake. Since they looked wet and angry, he took of and left them behind. So when they got back to camp, they were cold, wet, hungry, tired *and* angry, really angry.
(xixax, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:46, 2 replies)

Like two wet, thirsty wasps.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:42, closed)

is beating the shot out of someone
worse that beating the shit out of them?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:46, closed)